"I knew you wouldn’t let me rot in that cage."
I don’t particularly care about Hook as a romantic hero. I just like him like this.
Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies,
Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist movement is set back 50 years
Well to be fair to Moffat…nope can’t. Every character he has killed in Doctor Who ultimately didn’t die due to some bizarre circumstance. Even River Song who died, actually lived through her consciousness whatever the fuck that means….
Or on merits of being single at 31…
Mom: Do you have a boyfriend?
At which point mom was probably thinking: what other options are there?